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You may not be surprised to learn, given this book's subject, that Alexander Valley is not the author's real name. He is in fact the renowned author of several other highly acclaimed books, though under another pen name and therefore unmentionable. His towering literary achievements have been compared with such standouts as The DaVinci Code, The Lord of the Rings, and the unforgettable Amnesia. Dr. Valley's avante garde style is so refreshing that he has made being non-PC an actual art form. An autobiography should not be this much fun, but the exploits of the author's life cannot help but bring a smile to the lips and a tear to the eye, and the all too often heard refrain from the locker rooms to the board rooms, "There but for the grace of God, go I." Amid plots and counterplots, tragedy and betrayal, victory and terror, the fate of one's manhood hangs perilously in the balance, as the author courageously endeavours to win the deadliest of conflicts: the affliction known as Wedlocked.