First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds-and the unbelievable oddness!

Giant ants, evil ninjas, giant blob, massive ape, mysterious mole people... there are plenty of excuses for always being late, but is the truth even more outrageous?