The top seven things I wanted to do with my life...
1. Meet The One
2. Convince The One that Im not a mentalist
3. Get him to propose before he finally figures it out
4. Have best wedding EVER
5. Live happily ever after on post-wedding high
6. Have attractive female child who I can regale with tales of mummys big day
7. Re-evaluate my priorities
What human people are saying about this book...
This is a SPLENDID book and made me laugh so much I leaked. Feel free to use that quote on the cover, Rach My Editor
I had a lovely day out Grandma
What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy your wedding? Mum
Who are you and why do you keep talking to me? Mother at school gate
I did not enjoy this book Sister
What do you MEAN you didnt enjoy our wedding? Husband
If Id written a book it would have been much better Anon